Dessarae Bradford Wants World To Know She's The Stalking Victim Here
Dessarae Bradford, the woman who ambushed Colin Farrell on Thursday night's taping of The Tonight Show, has released a statement regarding the incident, and promises further deranged ramblings at a press conference downtown at noon today. As it turns out, Bradford insists she isn't a crazy stalker at all—she simply wanted to ensure Farrell was duly prepped for the court papers her "private pi guy / process server doug" would be delivering a few hours later. (Her insane suit, dismissed once already, claims that Farrell harrassed her with dirty phone calls and text messages, and, worst of all, failed to show up for a sex date, a blatant breach of make-believe contract for which he owes her $4,750.) From a statement released to the media and on her website:
I was at the show with Doug to get Colin Farrell served for court before he left the country.
Tomorrow I will explain how my 1st process serving attempt at the Leno show toward colin farrell got botched and how I ended up on the stage confronting Colin and handing Jay and Colin a copy of my book "COLIN FARRELL: A DARK TWISTED PUPPY." Colin instantly reconized me. And his reaction was nothing like Colin Farrell's pr team is trying to spin it to be.
COLIN FARRELL'S REACTION TOWARD ME AND INTERACTION TOWARD ME IS EXTREAMELY SELF- INCRIMINATING ON COLIN FARRELL'S PART.
So much so that's why nbc has not released the tape of our interaction. [...]
COLIN FARRELL NEVER TOUCHED MY ELBOW AND SUMMONED GUARDS. [...]
I AM NOT STALKING COLIN FARRELL, I AM TOO SELF ABSORBED TO EVER STALK ANYONE.
It's all too typical that public sympathies would immediately fall towards the celebrity, as opposed to, say, the innocent victim charging at them during a TV interview and waving a copy of a self-published manuscript in their hands. Thanks to Bradford's reasoned, all-caps explanation of her side of events, however, we now know that since Farrell chose not to scamper under the desk to the safety of Jay Leno's legs, that the actor must indeed be guilty of the prurient charges.
