No Socialite Deserves This Sort of Ethnicity
After a certain point, one learns to ignore all the photo errors on Page Six. Really, who hasn't at one time confused Will Smith for Sidney Poitier or Jackie Chan for Lucy Liu? Simple mistake, happens all the time. But today's caption cannot go without note: socialite Tinsley Mortimer is identified as Tinsley Martinez. After all that work her father went to, calling Lloyd Grove to insist that Tinsley's family was high class — only to have those pure blood lines destroyed by Page Six. They fuck up this sort of thing all the time...but to fuck up a fancy white girl by slapping some brown on her? Oh hell no.
