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Friday
 · The New Beverly offers an interesting double bill of Thumbsucker and Donnie Darko, in which teens deal with their angst by sucking their thumbs and traveling through time, respectively. [via flavorpill]
· Biz Markie, he of Celebrity Fit Club and "Yoooooou, you got what I neeeeeeeeed" renown, will DJ tonight at Opium. Feel free to tell him he didn't look that fat on TV. Even though he kinda did.
Saturday
 · Music round-up: The Giant Village dance music festival downtown has Paul Oakenfold, Deep Dish, John Digweed, and many more DJs to help you better enjoy your hug-drugs; MoCA Nightvisions features the Like; or for a total change of pace, the Rap Bastardz will toss sex toys into the crowd at Cine-Space.
· Book Soup hosts a McSweeney's double feature with the authors of The Secret Language of Sleep : A Couple's Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions and Baby, Mix Me a Drink trying to keep straight who wrote the sleep book and who wrote the booze book.
· Chicks kicking each other's asses...on skates. Yeah, you know what we're talking about.
Sunday
 · Oneida at Spaceland; Mr. Lif at the Knitting Factory; Gnarls Barkley at Avalon; KCRW's World Festival with The Flaming Lips, Thievery Corporation & Os Mutantes at The Hollywood Bowl.
· ASSSSCat is up and running at the UCB Theatre, with usual asssscatters like Matt Besser, Matt Walsh, and Andrew Daly giving away their asssscatty goodies for free.