"Live From Port Chester, I'm Joyce Kilmer"
Channel 4's Aimee Nuzzo gave a report last night on the damage caused to Westchester by Tuesday evening's storms. Approximately halfway through the fairly extensive dispatch Nuzzo noted that, "It will be days before man can clear away what nature left in disarray." That's not just news, people. That's poetry.
Even more impressively, Len Berman's coverage of the Tour de France included the caveat that despite current leader Landis' avascular necrosis, "Floyd may have a bad hip, but, remember: Lance just had one nut."
