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Because every news item is more fun when it's made into a little game, we've decided to crop out the first name of the lesser Baldwin (come on, you already know it isn't Alec) who's currently hanging out at UCLA Medical Center following a "high speed crash" with two parked cars while "possibly driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol." In truth, though, even amateur Baldwinologists probably won't have much trouble puzzling out the subject, especially if they can remember if it was the Sliver one or the Homicide guy who got caught in a motel with a crackpipe and a crack-pal.