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· In addition to revolutionizing the field of network color coordination with its dazzling green, um, everything, The CW is also already doing fine work in the area of hiring hot pages.
· Justin Timberlake admits to "dabbling" in drugs; we admit to "abusing" them to get through his horrible new single.
· And speaking of drugs, we are happy to present director Oliver Stone, who never met a hallucinogen he didn't like.
· M. Night Shyamalan opens mouth, sounds like hypersensitive jackass: "What I've watched in other careers is that when there's an early success that was not preordained—it just happened, you know?—there's a long period of earning that respect. And so there's a great suspicion that hangs over you for a long time. With the media, I'm saying. You know what I mean? And so they're like, 'No, he's not the real thing. He's not the real thing.' You know, maybe one day when I'm an old man they'll be like, 'All right.' But maybe they won't. Maybe they won't, you know?"
· The onset of World War III really fucked up Macaulay's vacation.