But Don't You Call Diana Bianchi a Hot Piece of Twat
Understanding the relationship between Christie Brinkley's estranged husband Peter Cook and his 19-year-old mistress, as dictated by word choice in the New York Post:
Seamy
Playfully
Saucy
Randy
Sexual
Hot
Knockout
Suggestively
Panting
Woo
Sweet
Whispered
Amorous
Steamy
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