Oprah Winfrey has never once accidentally brushed against her friend Gayle King and suddenly longed to feel the forbidden embrace of sweet Sapphic love, not even that night they both had a few too many saketinis at Japonais and got caught in the thunderstorm and had to go back to Oprah's and change out of their wet clothes and Gayle asked her would she no to say no my mountain flower and first she put her arms around her no and drew her down to her so she could feel her breasts all perfume no and her heart was going like mad and no she said no she won't no.

Or at least that's what they're telling O, the Oprah Magazine. Mike Piazza was unavailable for comment.

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