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This just in the mailbox:

Next Wednesday, July 19, FreshDirect will be closed for our annual Company Picnic. Our Customer Service Department will also be closed for the day.

In the past four years we've delivered well over four million orders to customers like you ... and we're taking a day off to celebrate. Every single employee here is grateful for the continued support — and appetite — New York has shown for FreshDirect. We expect delivery times for Tuesday and Thursday to sell out quickly and hope that this email will allow you to get your weekly dose of FreshDirect.

Sincerely,
Steve Michaelson
President, FreshDirect

Surely this will cause quite the inconvenience for those too lazy to get their own damn lettuce. Also, the cripples.