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An obscure bit of local historical color from Rotten.com:

Jul 11 1997 Bodybuilder and wannabe actor Jonathan Norman is arrested for trespassing on Steven Spielberg's estate in Malibu, California. Believing that the film director "wanted to be raped," Norman had brought along a kit containing handcuffs, duct tape, nipple clamps, chloroform, and a stun gun.

We were wondering what to get that special someone for Steven Spielberg's Narrowly Averted Rape Day, but the proper gifts are listed right there in the blurb. We just hope we can find some good chloroform on short notice.