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· The Movie Blog/Paramount feud ends not with a bang, but with a high-ranking studio executive's whimper. Oh, well. Maybe there'll be bloodshed next time.
· Add psychotic subway power-saw attacks to the long list of things that NY does better than LA. But they'll never catch us in bizarre, tragic freeway accidents.
· A flood of annoying e-mails from the Save Marissa Campaign has earned a link to the website trying to get Mischa Barton her job back on The OC, but we have to admit we were kind of happy when they killed her off at the end of the season. We promise equal time to the Stay Dead, Coop! Campaign when they get organized.
· Contrary to what we originally believed, Schroder/Chojnacki is a video production company, not a disease that makes former child actors permanently resemble their 12-year-old selves.
· This is so cute it'll loosen your bowels. But in a good way.