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Because it's Friday, we'll spare you ironic commentary on what our delighted viewing of these images of an apparently shitfaced Matthew McConaughey on a "three-day bender" in Costa Rica and a bikini-clad, karate-kicking Lindsay Lohan*. Says About Our Misguided Fascination With Celebrity. Sometimes it's OK to laugh at the silly famous people just because they got drunk too close to a guy with a camera.

[*We took out the link to the Lohan pics after a reader informed us that the site hosting the images might be hosting malicious code. The link is below, but you've been warned. Ogle at your own risk.]

[McConaughey thumbnail: MB Pictures]