Don Hill's: legendary dive or glitzy underground homo-rock scene? Both, of course, and also a leading exponent of NYC IS (still) EDGY, by way of a brawl and multiple stabbing:

Don Hill, the owner of the club, insisted it's not a violent place and that he hasn't had problems in the past.

"Everybody seems to have a fun time here, everybody enjoys themselves," Hill said. "I didn't see it but anything can happen."

Indeed, Don Hill's has had no problems in the past at all, unless you think of April as the past, and as long as you don't touch the holy hat of Good Charlotte's fauxpunk Benji Madden. Then you can expect a well-deserved beatdown, whether it's Misshapes night or not.

Soho Clubgoer Stabbed in Back [NYP]
Benji Madden fights at MisShapes [NYP via ohnotheydidn't]

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