New York's top court still hates those fags: sadly, in a 4 to 2 ruling, they've decided that same-sex couples have no constitutional right to marry. The court also ruled unanimously that the state legislature is constitutionally permitted to continue operating under the delusion that they are living in fifties-era Texas.

But? At least ass-fucking is still legal. You're just not going to get a tax break for it.

New York Gay Marriage Bar Upheld by State's Top Court [Bloomberg]