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· Sure, it might seem cool to have William Shatner beam a personal message to your answering machine via a green laser-arrow, but consider the fine print: "William Shatner and the William Shatner DVD Club reserve the right, at their sole discretion, to make changes to the message if it makes an endorsement of any product or business, contains statements addressing religious, political or ethnic groups or topics, concerns socially divisive issues, makes reference to or suggests illegal or unlawful activity of any nature, includes inappropriate language, terms or opinions not held by William Shatner, or if the message in whole or part is found to be unacceptable on any other basis." There goes your shot at having Shatner slander your least favorite ethnicity or religion! Probably. Who knows what he'd say if you slip him a couple of bucks on the side?
· You're nobody in this town until someone accuses you of starving yourself to death in the name of your career.
· We like to think that Richard Hatch would shoot a puppy if he were ever afforded the opportunity to do so.
· We apologize once again for today's server-related clusterfuckage, and cling to silly hopes that things will be better in the morning. In the meantime: Hey, motherfucking unicorns! (Oh, how we pander!)