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You probably won't be able to read this until the problem's solved, but we just thought we'd let you know that we're in the throes of some nasty "technical difficulties" right now, as our servers are apparently suffering from a sympathy hangover from all the beer we drank yesterday while watching the neighborhood kids' amateur fireworks displays. We hope to have things fixed shortly, and thanks for sticking with us through these incredibly trying, post-holiday times.