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Because his profound levels of jingoistic national pride are outmatched only by his love of a five-day, Fourth of July weekend, Mark has been granted temporary leave from the Defamer windowless basement HQ to embark on a personal mission to spread American goodwill throughout the globe. As foreign audiences thrill to his multimedia Powerpoint presentation, "USA: Who's With Me?!" your devoted associate editor Seth shall be here to see you through any complications that may arise in the coming, explosively patriotic days (involving lost digits due to premature fireworks discharge or otherwise).