For absolutely no good reason except that it showed up in the mailbag this morning and is one of the oddest pieces of video we've ever seen, we present to you an episode of Maury in which our avuncular host generously helps a terrified young girl overcome her debilitating fear of — wait for it — pickles. We cannot begin to imagine what life at home with the Povich-Chungs must be like.

Earlier: Every Time Connie Chung Says Goodbye We Die a Little, Especially This Time