We'd long felt that there was something familiarly blank, shiny, and ovoid about Bryan Singer's face, but we'd never been quite able to place the resemblance. Luckily, the Smrtmnky blog connected the dots for us. Svedka vodka's friendly bartender of the future seems to split the difference between the menacing automaton army of I, Robot and the Superman Returns director nicely. Or at least freak us out a little less.