Short Ends: K-Fed Punch Out
· When you play this game, in which the object is simply to pummel Kevin Federline until his skin if flayed from his face, there will come a point when Britney Spears steps in to act as a human shield. And then you will punch her avatar, too, over and over again, wondering why you aren't more disturbed by this act of violence, or by the presence of the baby that your blows occasionally dislodge from her grasp. This is some fucked up shit, yo. [via Kotaku]
· We do not know which is scarier: This one of Maury Povich heartlessly torturing a pickle-phobic with hundreds of little green representations of her greatest fear, or any selection from these series of Scientology orientation videos.
· No matter what you do, famous people will continue to marry.
· Rescue Me's Peter Tolan learned the hard way that not everyone wants to see Denis Leary's fucked-up fireman character rape his ex-wife.