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Time for that weekly moment where advertising takes over editorial — the sponsor thank-you. Once again, Valleywag's sponsor is Endless Pools. As always, your first step on the road to sponsor status begins here. And now we're left like awkward lovers with no cigarettes. So, er, here's some Hamlet.

What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

Really, our big brother Deadspin does movie quotes on sponsor posts. What does that leave for the rest of us?