Kevin Federline Loves the Penny More Than He Loves His Wife, Baby, or Unborn Child
If you were wondering, Kevin Federline feels "good about the penny," as he announced to a crowd of at least 25 people who gathered in Times Square yesterday. As captured by our brilliant intern-cum-videoslave Scott Kidder, the occasion was marked by inexplicable skywriting, a penny-encrusted truck, and spastic publicist control of the "crowd" (consisting mostly of depressed cameramen), and a post-promotional smoke.
The most noteworthy part: in whatever southern thug accent he's trying to adopt, K-Fed shouts, "Let's do it big, 9-6!" Behold the tragedy of early-onset Alzheimer's.
Earlier: Kevin Federline in NYC to Campaign for Negligible Amounts of Currency
We're Still Stuck on the Stupidity of K-Fed's Media Event