• Pat Benatar's comeback will not be ignored; she hits you with her best (only) shot tonight at Hammerstein Ballroom. [Prefix]
• Since gossip writers clearly need an ego boost these days, head over to Bubble Lounge for a reading with Deborah Schoeneman and Ian Spiegelman. Free champagne, and you have a few free hours to kill until the Angelina/Anderson interview. [Paper]
• Midsummer Night Swing takes over the plaza at Lincoln Center for an evening of outdoor dancing. Has this space become ground zero for public displays of foolishness? [Upcoming]