Girl sues MySpace because boys are too hot
Or because the little Internet junkie only just realized people can fake their ages on a web form, based on the Associated Press report:
A 14-year-old girl who says she was sexually assaulted by another user of MySpace.com sued the social networking Web site Monday, claiming it does not take sufficient steps to protect underage members.
The girl says a 19-year-old man lied in his profile about being a senior on a football team to gain her trust and phone number.
Yes, only stricter protections will keep those dirty old 19-year-olds, ravenous for youthful flesh, from prowling amongst younger teens.
Look, kid, just because your dream boy turned out to not be a high school football hottie doesn't mean MySpace will cut you a $30 million check. You think this company is new to tawdry lawsuits? It's based on tawdry lawsuits.
