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· The tale of Daryl Hannah and The Walnut Tree has an unsatisfying ending. Be sure to see the movie, though, and read the epilogue.
· When it comes to the Miracle Baby, ask, and ye shall receive.
· Britney Spears can sob, complain about her lack of privacy, and chew gum, all at the same time! And that's not her only multitasking talent. Mel Gibson, however, remains unimpressed.
· Jim Carrey can't seem to get a movie greenlit anymore...Believe It or Not!
· Jenna Elfman teaches us that eating babies is gay.
· We're just praying we never see Roger Ebert in boxing trunks.
· The next hot Hollywood profession is "cause stylist," keeping their celebrity clients in the most fashionable concerns.
· Superman's hung like a lightswitch compared to Screech.
· Star Trek: Hidden Frontier's continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... and look fabulous doing it!
· Brian Grazer turns into a swinging single Dr. Jekyll at Hyde.
· Vin Diesel strikes a pose.
· Forbes gets its math wrong.