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· If it were not preceded by the redemptive story about April Scott landing the role of Daisy Duke in the straight-to-video Dukes of Hazzard prequel, this would've been the saddest thing we read all day: "Scott...is best known as one of the models in NBC's hit game show Deal or No Deal."
· This one's high-concept enough where we probably don't need to say more than this: A blog written by a Romanian cat explains why Madonna is the Antichrist.
· A History of Angelina Jolie: "1989 Begins modelling. Feels full and sensuous lips are much better fit for modelling where it's totally acceptable —nay, required!— to sexualize 14 year-olds. Hollywood is so stingy with good roles for natural born Lolitas."
· Would you be disappointed if we went back to cats again? What if they're Hitler Cats? Yeah, we knew you'd see it our way.