The Search Is On For America's Next Top Rapping Honky
The people who brought you America's Next Top Model are hoping to recapture some of that "bitch poured beer on my weave!" lightning in a bottle with their next reality competition, VH1's The White Rapper Show. The series will pit the best and brightest of the nations' cornrowed Caucasian wannabes against each other in a search for the next great hip-hop cracker superstar:
Contestants will live together in the South Bronx as a series of challenges test their music talent and ability to mesh with black culture... At the end of the day, "they'll have to earn credibility and the respect of the people in the Bronx," exec said. The winner will win a cash prize.
We can only imagine how loudly the citizens of the South Bronx will be cheering as the contestant they endorsed collects his prize ($100,000, according to RealityBlurred.com), and vows to the gathered crowd that every penny will go to converting his parents' Connecticut estate guest house "into the home recording studio of my dreams!"
