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Itinerary

Taxis will crash you;
Subway folks stab;
Pedicabs have no a/c;
Buses are drab.
Ferries take ages
and leave you stuck at the dock.
Limos are expensive;
You might as well walk.

Four stabbings at Times Square, New York subway [Reuters]
Cabbie, vics: Two realities [NYDN]
Resume [Rice.edu]