Brooklyn Couple Happily Whoring Out Their Love
On July 8, Brooklynites Caroline Fisher and Dave Kerpen intend to get married behind the home plate of the Brooklyn Cyclones' Keyspan Park. This blessed union will be brought to us by the Lord, as well as Smirnoff, 1-800-Flowers.com, the Broadway Mall, Avroc, Grandma's Secrets, the Cyclones, the Red Carpet, and the Wedding Plaza.
Not unlike Star Jones, Fisher and Kerpen like to save money. When it came time to plan the most romantic day of their lives, the two decided to enlist the help of sponsors, who are enjoying the advertising gimmick (they've already made the Times). And because the couple wants every aspect of their union covered, they'll have a 5-year sponsorship from Divorce-Attorney.com.
