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• Times covers TMZ; remains too dainty to use the phrase "firecrotch." [NYT]
• Slate's Jack Shafer has a big old man crush on business journo Joe Nocera; in fact, he loves him more than meth. [Slate]
• Saveur food editor's bag of honey shuts down entire airport; thousands unable to flee the hell that is Tallahassee. [AP]
• Freelance Internet "reporters" pretty much just make shit up. Surprised? Yeah, us either. [Straight Up]
• Advertising agencies are white white white. You mean black folks don't actually think of fast food burgers as hors d'oeuvres? [NYT]