The Agent Dance: CAA Feeds Again
This morning's talk about Ari Gold made us nostalgic for the beaming countenance of his partial real-life inspiration, official Agent Dance mascot Ari Emanuel of Endeavor, so we were delighted to hear a rumor (since confirmed by People Who Should Know These Things) that would allow us to raise him from his slumber once again: ICM agent Chris Andrews is defecting to universally loathed/feared chop-shop CAA. We haven't heard which clients (here are six names selected randomly from his roster, according to Studio System: Guy Pearce, Hugo Weaving, Orlando Bloom, Josh Lucas, James "Did You See My 20-Year-Old Girlfriend's Breasts On Entourage Last Night?" Woods, and, just for kicks, the irrepressible Stephen Dorff) might join him in surrendering their careers to the CAA hegemon, or when ICM might make a symbolic announcement about the loss by writing Andrews' name on a dove, releasing it from an open window, and then gunning it down before it has a fair chance to fly away.
