Next Week in "New York": There's A Plumber in Poughkeepsie Named Keith Kelly
Taking time away from the valuable service of alerting you as to the best place to get your polyps removed in Murray Hill, New York delivers a devastating report on a man who happens to share the same name as another man. What's more, this man has sometimes been confused for the other man, having as they do the same shockingly uncommon moniker ("Richard Johnson.") The non-celebrity-blackmailing Johnson reveals that there are both positives and negatives to being confused for the famous gossip monger, but the gossip monger himself (It gets confusing, doesn't it? We're amazed they only put one reporter on this story.) treats the coincidence with typical aplomb: "As long as he doesn't start his own gossip column." Whether or not Johnson expressed concern about his namesake's entering the sideline of riding ripped through the Meatpacking district was unreported at press time.
