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· Everyone who has hundreds of millions of dollars and entire careers riding on the fact that Superman is not gay would like you to know that Superman is not gay. (PS Happy Pride, Supey!)
· Al Gore, every day we love you more and more.
· It's Hunky Poppins' probably fake MySpace page! Oh, Hunky P., we will gladly be your friend. You're way hotter than Nanny McMoleface.
· Tasmanian She-Executive and former E! honcho Mindy Herman resurfaces, hoping to claw her way back to the top with a MySpace knockoff, creatively named "MyTime.com." (Last item.)
· Do your part to ascend the Hasselhoff.
· Sir, your balloon-sculpting skills are required immediately in Malibu, CA. [via B3ta]