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· Congress passes a bill that raises indecency fines from $32,500 to $325,000 per infraction, causing Les Moonves to rethink his plans for a hilarious "teen orgy" Two and a Half Men sweeps week stunt. [Variety]
· Fox orders a script for a 24 movie from the show's creators, but holds out on a greenlight until after season 6 debuts. Fans rejoice, though the projectionists' union is already up in arms over the prospects of the 144 reels of film they'll be required to load for its proposed running time of 24 hours 7 minutes. [Variety]
· Everything following the first word from this Variety story about the World Cup airing on Univision ("Goooooooal!!!!!!!") was, quite frankly, an o- and !-deficient letdown. [Variety]
· Fox wins the week with So You Think You Can Dance?, a competition best enjoyed on a cocktail of Hydrocodones, Klonopins and vodka, and followed by a good, old fashioned Mama whuppin'. [THR]
· Steve Carell will return to the next season of The Office with his salary more than doubled to around $175,000 per episode, a shooting schedule that accomodates his various movie commitments, and on-call, personal manscaping services from a dutifully indebted Kevin Reilly. [THR]