"Fuck Myspace," Ben Popken decided in May. So the editor at Valleywag's big brother Consumerist deleted his profile — well, tried to, anyway. But three weeks later, the dude never got the final how-to-get-out-of-Dodge instructions from Myspace.

A Consumerist reader had the same problem, so he complained again and again until Myspace told him to make a sign with his user number and send in a photo of himself holding it.

Popken isn't gonna mess around with that shit. So he brought out the big guns: he filled his profile with porn. Let's see what Tom Anderson thinks of that.

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Myspace is a loser, so we're resorting to porn [Consumerist]