Damien Possesses Mickey Mouse
The evil promotional procession of The Omen's instantly recognizable triple sixes etched into the sky above Fox's Century City lot late yesterday (see included photo, sent in by a reader who just knocked a millennium off his purgatory sentence) by the studio's infernal biplanes was merely the first stage of their airborne marketing blitz. Another operative informs us that Fox's airborne, fork-tailed terror squad continued down to Anaheim, briefly turning the Magic Kingdom into the Most Satanic Place on Earth:
"The 6-6-06 skywriter did his thing over Disneyland [yesterday]. DISNEYLAND. People's reactions were hilarious. One woman even broke out a full-sized Bible. Icing on the cake: the skywriter messed up the dashes, cutting through the first two sixes. I personally found this to be the best attraction of the day!"
It's clear that now Fox has entered into a pact with the Dark Lord (one more diabolical than even Rupert Murdoch himself), there is no temple they won't desecrate to further their nefarious ends.