• Interactive slideshow Trashiscapes features images decorated with "expressive lines of cocaine." You're already there, aren't you? [flavorpill]
• At the inaugural Beg Yr Pardon party at the Delancey, $5 gets you 5 bands, free brownies, and all-you-can-eat BBQ. Can't say we've heard of the bands, but brownies and BBQ? Those we can heartily endorse. [BegYrPardon]
• Tonight. Union Square Barnes & Noble. 7 PM. You. Anderson. 360 degrees of lust.