A translucent Ann Coulter wobbled onto the Today show this morning to promote her new book, Godless: The Church of Liberalism, and it was, as expected, an incredible display of psycopathic screeching. Poor Matt Lauer hasn't endured this sort of teeth-gnashing since he got "glib" with Tom Cruise. Also, a memo to the Today show producers: 7:15 AM is a little early for you to start serving the bile-flavored hag juice.

And on a lighter note, Kathy Griffin's response: "Who wears a cocktail dress at 7 in the morning?!"

[via Good As You and Think Progress]