To Do: Seagal, Dita, MySpace

· Music round-up: Listing Ship do an in-store at Amoeba; His Name Is Alive at Spaceland; and—get ready for it, because here it comes in all its ponytailed, arm-breaking glory—Steven Seagal plays "the blues" at The El Rey.
· Dita Von Teese discusses her book Burlesque and the Art of the Teese/Fetish and the Art of the Teese at Duck Soup at the Farmers Market. It should also be mentioned that she has had sex with Marilyn Manson on several occasions.
· Our pals from CollegeHumor.com sponsor comedy night with Ben Gleib at the Hollywood Improv. Or over at the UCB, Paul Scheer and Owen Burke will tell you why your MySpace profile hasn't landed you a starring role on To Catch a Predator.
