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North Brooklyn may have warring Hasidim and an army of ironic-t-shirt-wearing dudes with the exact same haircut, but in the ongoing battle for edge the South has a powerful new weapon in its arsenal: bees. And not just any bees, brunch-interrupting bees. As blogger The Apiary documents (in words and pictures), popular Park Slope restaurant Sotto Voce suffered an attack of winged fury this weekend, forcing the neighborhood's population of hip lesbians to wheel their titanium Maclaren strollers elsewhere, lest little Milo and Madison suffer a sting. Laugh if you must, Williamsburghers, but be forewarned: Once the Southerners train these suckers to attack, you're never going to be able to go to Union Pool again. We're scoring this one for the South.

Deadly Bees Seize Park Slope Restaurant [The Apiary]

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*Oh, admit it, you would have done the exact same thing.