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• Liz Smith: Marlene Dietrich had a tumultuous love affair with French actor Jean Gabin. Tomorrow, Liz hears that Guy Lombardo was spotted at the Rainbow Room with a visibly drunk Jo Stafford. [Liz Smith]
• Someone at Page Six has it in for Vincent Parco. [Page Six]
• Quincy Jones' daughter mistakes leather softener for moisturizer. Jessica Simpson demands royalties. [Lowdown]
• The publicist for The Pump is apparently under the impression that Harry Connick, Jr., is a worthwhile name to drop. [R&M]
• Warner Wolf takes solace in Channel 2's poor news ratings. Warner Wolf is too still alive! [Page Six]