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There comes a moment in one's life when you realize the steady stream of starlets you've chosen to link yourself to, on the firm advice of your agent, are nothing but a bearded smokescreen cloaking your true feelings from the world. "Enough!" we say. We are sponsor-lovers. As a goose. There—we've said it. And we could care less how it will affect our waning career or pretty boy image. It just feels right. If you'd like to join the sponsor-lover pride parade, everything you need to know is right here.

Our fetishes and future boyfriends:

· Hersheys
 · American Lives
 · HBO
 · Evian
 · BMW
 · Travelocity
 · American Apparel
 · AskewedView
 · HSBC
 · Walkmen
 · Miramax
 · Gnarls Barkley
 · Walkmen