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An afternoon look at Weather.com:

Central Park
Saturday: Scattered Strong Storms, 75°/65°
Sunday: Partly Cloudy, 81°/64°
Monday: Sunny, 84°/65°

East Hampton, N.Y.
Saturday: Scattered T-Storms, 72°/57°
Sunday: Partly Cloudy, 69°/53°
Monday: Partly Cloudy, 71°/58°

Memorial Day in the Hamptons: Cloudy and cool. Memorial Day in Manhattan: Sunny and warm. We're staying in town, and we totally win — and that's even before factoring in the LIE traffic. Or the sailors and rugby players.

More vacation weekend forecasts — all of them more pleasant than East Hampton's — after the jump.

Beach Haven, N.J.
Saturday: Scattered T-Storms, 78°/64°
Sunday: Partly Cloudy, 77°/57°
Monday: Mostly Sunny, 81°/61°

Woodstock, N.Y.
Saturday: Scattered T-Storms, 77°/57°
Sunday: Partly Cloudy, 81°/58°
Monday: Sunny, 87°/63°

Lenox, Mass.
Saturday: Scattered T-Storms, 78°/58°
Sunday: Partly Cloudy, 81°/54°
Monday: Sunny, 85°/59°