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Well, dagnabit, we don't know how we missed this one. Sure, there's Fleet Week bringing thousands of horny, muscled sailors to New York this weekend. And, sure, there's also the Bingham Cup bringing 1,000 jocky, beefy gay rugby players to town. But now it turns out tomorrow is also the start of New York City Hoedown 2006, which will bring a hotel full of sequined, line-dancing gay cowboys to Manhattan for three days of dances and parties.

Insert wish-we-knew-how-to-quit-TK joke here.

New York City Hoedown 2006
Earlier:
 It'll Be Like Fleet Week But With Fewer Closet Cases
New York Welcomes Fleet Week the Best Way We Know How