Short Ends: Simon Cowell Finds Marissa Cooper's Death-Rattle 'A Little Pitchy'
· The votes are in, and America has spoken. And Mischa...it's your time. See you at the reunion show.
· According to Nikki Finke, the early word on Da Vinci Code's box office is: Blasphemelicious!
· The director of The Omen offers a master class in how not to use 9/11 in your movie.
· Not only has TMZ gone and made Britney cry after her near-fumble, they made sure to get some video of it. Warning: You will feel very, very dirty after watching it.