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· Upfronts 2006: NBC finds its mojo, ABC quickly snuffs it, CBS goes soft, and Fox just wishes Brad Garrett would get off the stage.
· The Da Vinci Code: Ron Howard and friends ride the rails to hellfire, while critics find the movie a snore. If you think you may not like it, however, don't see it. Or see it twice.
· "A sidewalk ate my baby!": Britney's bad week.
· Charlie Sheen still smelling like teen spirit. American Cheerleader magazine, not so much.
· "Honey, if this isn't your urine, and it's not my urine, then whose urine is this?"
· Brett Ratner thinks he's Richard fucking Avedon.
· Brandon Davis: humanitarian. The filth-spewing stats. Paris Hilton's flack claims she used her phone as a "defensive tool," then demonstrates by acting like one.
· The tiff that started it all.
· Superman Returns, tells us he has an important announcement to make after dinner about his roommate Michael.
· Marc Cherry is very concerned about putting products in his show, but he'll do it anyway.
· Exclusive! Celebrities hog free shit!
· Will & Grace goes where old, gay sitcoms go to die.
· Lorenzo Lamas does field research for new role as person who flies coach.