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Of course, not every headline from today's round of Poseidon reviews oh-so-cleverly coopts the movie's sinking ship premise. It just seems that way:

· 'Poseidon' sinks of its own weight [Boston Globe]
· 'Poseidon' sinks under its own weight [USA Today]
· 'Poseidon' sinks quickly to the bottom [MSNBC.com]
· 'Poseidon' Remake Sinks Slowly [OhMyNews International]
· Despite cast, loose script sinks ship [Portland Tribune]
· "Poseidon" sinks again in pointless remake [Reuters/THR]

On the other hand...
· 'Poseidon' avoids that sinking feeling [Christian Science Monitor]

Those Christian Scientists are so positive!