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· We have no idea how one goes about narrowing all the gay moments on American Idol into the three "gayest" ones, but these aren't bad choices.
· Finally, someone not contractually, financially, or religiously obligated to do so sticks up for Tom Terrific.
· Matthew McConaughey might just have a baseball book in him, as the national pastime inspires him to look up from his bong long enough to produce this poetry: "Look at the fans in Philly as the ball left Bonds' bat. Booing turned to oohing as the ball flew so strongly and longly upward and outward into the depths of the third deck. They stood to witness, and their jeers turned to cheers, as the man, Barry Bonds, who played for the other team, put a mammoth and unanimous steroid-free run on the board."
· Ross Johnson thinks that the Pellicano affair has jumped the shark.
· Al Roker singing The Facts of Life theme: You either want to see that, or you don't.