Trade Round-Up: Frankie Muniz May Copulate With Farm Animals
· The USA Network announces that it's given Mel Gibson's Icon Productions the go-ahead to develop Peace Out, a MASH-like dark comedy miniseries about the Iraq war. There shouldn't be too much controversy surrounding the project, as Gibson's hasn't publicly disclosed his polarizing belief that the war didn't actually happen. [Variety]
· Not Another Teen Movie writers Adam Jay Epstein and Andrew Jacobson will write (with the help of the Lonely Island SNL faction and a team of thousands) and direct Parental Guidance Suggested, a sketch-based film in which Frankie Muniz plays a guy who finally gets his girlfriend to put out, "only to find she wants to take things much further, including farm animals and midgets." We've always secretly wanted to see Cody Banks fuck a chicken in the presence of a little person, so we couldn't be more excited. [THR]
· HBO is looking to pick up a one-hour "surf noir" pilot from crazed Deadwood genius David Milch and writer Kem Nunn, which should provide Milch with the fresh challenge of sprinkling his trademark "fucks" and "cocksuckers" in with a liberal amount of "dudes" and "bras." [Variety]
· Activision will open a dedicated studio on the DreamWorks campus in order to facilitate its work with DreamWorks Animation to properly translate the next fifteen Shrek sequels into video games.. [THR]
· Perhaps not realizing that Spain is not located within either Japan or Korea, Universal will remake the 1987 Spanish horror film Anguish. [Variety]