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Our pervy sibling Fleshbot is proud to announce a wholesome contest taking place in New York, in which one lucky perv will win the chance to break into the lucrative world of pornography, courtesy of punky alt-porn lady Joanna Angel:

Joanna herself will create what is known in the porn industry as a "non-sexual role " for you (with lines and everything!) in her upcoming "Joanna Angel's Fuckin' Guide to Fucking", scheduled to begin filming in New York City this weekend.

To win, send a statement of 25 words or less to fleshbotcontests@gmail.com explaining why you'd like to be in the movie and why you'd be perfect for the role. Sounds easy, but 25 witty words can be tough when you've got your hand shoved down your pants.

Fleshbot Contest: So You Want to Be a Porn Star [Fleshbot - NSFW]